Who Likes School

So, I stood outside of the KISS FM studio all day yesterday, but still no luck. I’ve been doing it for a solid month now, but I still haven’t met Ryan Seacrest—unless you count that time I saw him and his security detail escorted me away from the premises.

I came home, and I was just so down. I had to have a woo woo to pick myself up and get back on the horse, but once I got back on, I was right back to my old self and started my daily GoogleNews search for Ryan.

Lo and behold, the answer to my problem was right there on the first page. Apparently, Ryan recently became a silent partner in Innovative Dining group, so he will be involved with some of the hottest restaurants in L.A. It got me thinking that he is probably pretty likely to start eating at those restaurants, so I should try and become a chef at one of them.

Next thing I knew I was Googled “cooking schools culinary arts” and came up with a list of chef schools that had accelerated programs and financial aid packages.

I figure that in the worst-case scenario, I will just take my culinary training to Top Chef. Once I become Top Chef, it will be easy to meet Ryan!